Saturday, May 12, 2012

Funny dating quotes


I went out on a first date, but I don't think I'll be seeing her again. She got mad when I didn't open the car door. I just swam to the surface.
-Emo

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence, because if she doesn't have it, I'm in.
-Anthony Jeslnik

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