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Beer and ex-girlfriends

Breaking up craziness

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up!

Funny dating quotes

I went out on a first date, but I don't think I'll be seeing her again. She got mad when I didn't open the car door. I just swam to the surface.

-Emo

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence, because if she doesn't have it, I'm in.

-Anthony Jeslnik

Funny quotes about girls

Tell a women she's beautiful a million times she'll never believe you. Tell her she's ugly once and she'll never forgive you.

She's crazy, and just when you think you've reached rock bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.

Crazy Things that ex- Girlfriends say

No We're Not dating, But he's still mine!

 There's a weird pleasure in loving someone who doesn't love you.

 What do I do with all the feelings I have left over

Crazy Things that girlfriends say

I had a dream you cheated on me. APOLOGIZE!


A smile is the prettiest thing that you can wear.

What a guy understands and what a girl actually meant

Funny Quotes about a Woman's character

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time -  Robert A. Heinlein


A woman only have two problems: Nothing to wear and not enough rooms for all the clothes

Either way you're screwed!

Things that you wish you could say out loud

Ex-girlfriend Quotes

Your ex girlfriend Tell tale signs

God I hate her so much!

 

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Crossroads