Crazy Girlfriends

Saturday, September 8, 2012

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up!

I went out on a first date, but I don't think I'll be seeing her again. She got mad when I didn't open the car door. I just swam to the surface.

-Emo

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence, because if she doesn't have it, I'm in.

-Anthony Jeslnik

Tell a women she's beautiful a million times she'll never believe you. Tell her she's ugly once and she'll never forgive you.

She's crazy, and just when you think you've reached rock bottom of her craziness, theres a crazy underground garage.

No We're Not dating, But he's still mine!

There's a weird pleasure in loving someone who doesn't love you.

What do I do with all the feelings I have left over

I had a dream you cheated on me. APOLOGIZE!

A smile is the prettiest thing that you can wear.